- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Women

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

The horse said "nay."

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Woman's rights

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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