A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

That's Racist

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

*you're

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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