An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Looks through the peephole.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Hi

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Poop

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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