What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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How do magnets work?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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