What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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