- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Sonic

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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