- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Matty B

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Women's rights...

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!