What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Anti Joke

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