- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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