How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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