- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A woman comes at the doctor.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

The WNBA.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Men's rights.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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