Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Is this a chair?

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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