a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Womens Rights.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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