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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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