What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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http://anti-joke.com/

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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