- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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