- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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