What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Anti jokes.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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