How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Nah

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

my mom raped yerr foot

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Knock Knock. Come in.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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