- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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