A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Matty B

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Communism

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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