- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Jake Bowar

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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