- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Knock knock What

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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