A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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