why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What is worse than hell?

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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