- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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