Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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