- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Hi Jacob You cool

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Who has downs this joke

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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