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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What sucks?

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What is a question?

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Guess what? No.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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