2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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You smell bad? Cool.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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