1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

123 Main street

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Lebron Traveled

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

guess what what? nothing.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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