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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What is worse than hell?

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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69, hahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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