Compton

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Rebecca Black

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Ha

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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