- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Black Veil Brides.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Japan called... They need help.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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