What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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who farted your mother

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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