Amputations.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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