Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Do you need any assistance?

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Chayton

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The Bible

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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