Hello

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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