Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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women

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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