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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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