A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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