- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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