A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...