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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats pale and white your ass.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

George Bush does not care about black people.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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