Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Unflushed Shit...

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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