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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is worse

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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i'm not gay

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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9/11/2001

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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