a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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i'm not gay

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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