- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Black Veil Brides.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Cows go moo.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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