A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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boobs

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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save water shower with friends

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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