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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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