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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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