What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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