- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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