- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

That's Racist

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

gay rights

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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