- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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