roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Sonic

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How do magnets work?

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