- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

what is big and white? the moon

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

You smell bad? Cool.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

How much is an abortion? A life

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