What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Men's rights.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


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