theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Anti Joke

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