yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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