- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

That's Racist

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Women's rights...

Gestapo.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Vagina-Boob

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Womens Rights.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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