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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Sex. That is all.

This is my joke. funny

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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