Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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