What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Anti Joke

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