- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Your mother is a man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Is this a chair?

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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