How much is an abortion? A life

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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