Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Japan called... They need help.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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democracy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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