- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

roses are red, violets are violet

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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