- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Looks through the peephole.

The WNBA.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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