Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

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