Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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women's rights

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Turn around.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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YOLO

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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