Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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