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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What sucks?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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no u

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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gay rights

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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