A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

An iguana walks out of a bar

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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