i love antijokes

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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who eats pencils asians

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Woman's Rights.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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The WNBA.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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