- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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There's no "i" in tim.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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