whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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