- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

People Eating Tasty Animals

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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