theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Tennesse

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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