Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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i love huge wieners.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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I can Nazi

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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