- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock runs away laughing

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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