- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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