Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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