john liked the paper........ so he took it

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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