I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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democracy

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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69

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Amputations.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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oh hiya come in

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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