- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

A fat boy walked into a party

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

I cant think of one (._. )

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

women

Don't think of granny porn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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