An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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