- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Lebron Traveled

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What is Earth made out of? Earth

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Whats White and sticky? Semen

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