- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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