A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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