Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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