Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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