Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Penis!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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