Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Homework.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's up? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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