Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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