A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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