What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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BWAT

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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