- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

who smells? •Liam

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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