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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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