What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Knock knock whos there punctuation

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Where's my tractor?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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